Sunday, December 18, 2011

Magic pills that medical science ought to invent

1. Heartache cure pill: (Not to be confused with coronary diseases!) There should be a magic pill for heartache. Once you swallow it, you stop being hurt.

2. Fill the void pill : A pill that instantly heals the heartache and fills the void left by the departure of a loved one, especially recommended when a loved one passes away. But of course it can have multiple uses.

3. Shut-the-nosy-people-up pill: This can be particularly useful against people who keep repeating the same rude, none-of-their business questions again and again and again! Just mix it up in their drink or food you serve to them, the next time they come to visit you.

4. Lie detecting pills: Unlike the truth serum, which you have to feed to the liar, these magic pills would be swallowed by us. After swallowing them, we would gain instant psychic powers that would help us in discerning whether some one's telling the truth or not. (Of course, we should keep in mind that others can also be using this medicine. Honesty's the best policy folks!)

5. Pills for what-will-people-say-syndrome: Commonly known as "log kya kahein gey", this medicine would be highly in demand in subcontinent, where this is an inherent syndrome. After taking these pills, you would stop worrying about small, silly stuff. This can be extremely efficacious if combined with the Shut-the-nosy-people-up pill.

(Yeah, okay I am bored out of my wits. So got to write nonsensical stuff, the perfect cure to ennui.Ha!)


5 comments:

احمد عرفان شفقت said...

Oh the pill number 5...

I think if we get a pill for this syndrome, our lives would become very light weight and thus more liveable. Believe me this pill is much needed.

Arimas said...

Oh yes, indeed!

Saadat said...

If anyone plans on producing these magic pills on a large scale, I'd like to announce that I shall be a customer for life of pills no. 3 and 5.

One question: how long will it take for a counter-pill to be invented for pill no. 4?

Arimas said...

I should really thinking about investing some money into the invention of pill no. 3 and 5.

On second thought, counter pill for pill no. 4 is a sound business idea too!

Anonymous said...

wao ammazing thought...........i wish somebody can make this idea a reality.....i wish,,,,well if i have to choose among the 5,i will certainly go for pill number 1......

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